Published inSlackjaw·PinnedMember-onlySo You Want To Open A Restaurant, But Never Worked In OneProbably don’t. — With over 25 years of bartending, GM, and ownership experience, I can promise you it’s best to just have some more Jaegar bombs, and don’t open that restaurant. Trust me, I get it. You’re thinking: How hard can it be? I’ll just brand a cool concept, buy an exposed beam…Humor5 min readHumor5 min read
Published inSlackjaw·PinnedMember-onlyTwo Times I Wasn’t A FeministAnd they both involved Pappy Van Winkle. — For 99 percent of my life, I’m a card-carrying feminist. I get off on RBG’s twitter whilst playing 4 Non Blondes, and I keep a copy of The Feminine Mystique by my bedside. When I need motivation I chant Gloria Steinem to manifest my best life. The truth will set…Humor3 min readHumor3 min read
Published inFuck Niches·PinnedMember-onlyIf You’re Leaving Medium Just LeaveWhy must you nail your 95 Theses to the wall? — I haven’t written on Medium since May 2020 because I wanted to complete the first draft of my mystery series. I was also working OT at my bar job and sorting out some health issues. It was a tough choice because I was just starting to gain traction with followers…Medium4 min readMedium4 min read
Published inMyErotica.com·May 24, 2022Member-onlyGulfstream DreamsJezi dominates the mile high club — Despite my lucrative new position as a dominatrix for Sophia and Ron, I hadn’t seen them for months. Between writing my dissertation and Sophia’s start-up lingerie brand, there was no time for play. Still, Sophia insisted on paying me through the winter and spring and sent sexy texts with each…Sex7 min readSex7 min read
May 15, 2022Member-onlyA Room Of My OwnYes Virginia, I believe. — When I was in second grade, we lived on a property near the Appalachian Trail. Every so often I’d see lone hikers with their dogs emerging from the morning mist. One graying hippie fascinated me. He grew bean sprouts in Campbell soup cans that he’d looped to a belt around…Womens Rights5 min readWomens Rights5 min read
Published inMyErotica.com·Nov 2, 2021Member-onlyFinnA Fireplace Fantasy — A saxophone wails Careless Whisper through the river of trees; cutting a trail through the blackberry brambles. I’m never gonna dance again. Saint George Michael. Close my eyes. Map my hips, wrist, and heart. Cock. Cunt. Major breaks. Minor keys. We could have been so good together. …Erotica2 min readErotica2 min read
Published inMyErotica.com·May 15, 2020Member-onlyJezie Goes VirtualSexy shelter in place — The week after I hooked up with Bill went by in a blur as I worked on my thesis non-stop. I also had to put everything on hold with my dominatrix clients Sofia and Ron as I had just two weeks to complete my work. …Erotica5 min readErotica5 min read
Published inMyErotica.com·Apr 10, 2020Member-onlyMadame Jezie BeckettMistress of memories rekindled — When I got home from the cabin, I opened the door to a stack of bills, a FedEx envelope, and a large box from Sofia. I sighed and scooped them onto the table. The nonstop sex at the hideaway had drained and excited me. But a sense of dread overcame…Erotica6 min readErotica6 min read
Published inBehind The Sticks·Apr 1, 2020Member-onlyThe Ghost Of Hell’s KitchenIn case you miss it — This is for you bartenders, chefs, or servers who are not just on quarantine but also jonesing like an addict for a good ass-kicking, leg twitching, face plant in a brunch-to close-double shift kinda way. If you’re quarantining but never worked in hospitality, do yourself a favor and please move…Humor6 min readHumor6 min read
Published inBehind The Sticks·Mar 31, 2020Member-onlyThe Bartender MentalityDon’t panic, we got this — When I was a baby bartender back in 1995, I had the most exhilarating and profitable bar shift of my life. Hurricane Erin was storming towards Florida with a vengeance and everyone along the coast was in a flurry of preparation, panic, and lockdown. …Bartender4 min readBartender4 min read
